Matt, master bonsai gardener

Things kids say February 8th, 2007

Once upon a time, a child says to me, randomly (as is the way of children), “Is it true that your husband is a master bonsai gardener?”

Naturally, this baffles me. Thinking, Um, where did this come from?, I say, “No, honey. My husband isn’t even Japanese.” I’ve already mentally moved on to the next thing (it doesn’t do to dwell) when the kid pulls out a piece of paper:

random paper

and points to number 19. “This is why I asked,” he says. And sure enough, number 19 says:

expert Mr. Miyasaki

One Response to “Matt, master bonsai gardener”

  1. Matton 09 Feb 2007 at 4:01 pm

    It would be better if I was a bonsai skunk master. I could breed teeny tiny skunks…and I would still be in the lead!

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