5th period today. . . right after lunch

Things kids say December 13th, 2006

[Child appears clutching his stomach.]

Child: I think I ate too much chocolate.

Me: How much chocolate did you eat?

Child: Two Three Muskateers bars. . . my stomach hurts.

Me: Well, that is a lot of chocolate.

Child: Man! My stomach feels like it’s got monkeys in it fighting over bananas!

Me: . . .

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